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I’m Not Like Everybody Else

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THE FINAL KILL

I figured when I got to be my age I’d be living on some Caribbean island with a parrot on my shoulder, sipping rum drinks, and listening to Calypso songs being played on a steel guitar. Well, things don’t always work out as planned. My reality is senior citizen discounts, early bird specials and people listening to what I have to say like I have a special insight into life’s experiences. Not being a serious minded guy I take great joy in putting people on. It was a simple joke that started all of my troubles.

I was sitting on a park bench a few blocks from my apartment in East Boston, a section of the city marked by crowded together triple-deckers, numerous bars and the faint smell of gasoline from the huge oil terminals on the outskirts of the neighborhood. A summer shower had moistened the seat and I was perched on top of my copy of the Boston Globe to keep my chinos dry. My attention was on a pair of young hoodlums skateboarding on the basketball courts when a tall and lanky, red haired, twenty something kid, dressed in a cheap, lightweight beige suit approached me. The guy didn’t look familiar, which made me suspicious right off. Strangers in this area were unusual. No one came to this park unless they had to.

“You reading that paper?” he asked, pointing under my rump and smiling in that phony way people do when they’re pretending to have a good time.

“Yep,” I replied. “I forgot my glasses and this is the only way I can make out the words.”

His eyes widened, his smile disappeared and then he nodded respectfully like I’d just given him the secret of life.

I watched him leave the park and walk up the street. I didn’t know what he wanted, but it seemed unlikely it was my newspaper. Maybe he planned on mugging me and changed his mind. Once I was convinced he was gone I continued feeding the pigeons, then went home to watch a Law and Order rerun. I did like those cop shows.

I wouldn’t have given my wiseass remark (excuse the pun) another thought if I hadn’t seen the guy later that night leaning against a wall next to the pizza joint across from my place and staring up at the window to my third floor apartment.

Now, I’d heard of road rage, but newspaper rage was a new one to me so I figured the kid must want something else. With the number of enemies I’d made over the years while involved in my former occupation, I was interested in what it might be. I hadn’t lived to be sixty-six by being careless.

I shut off my living room lights, got a pair of binoculars, pulled up a chair and peered down at him. I felt like Jimmy Stewart in Rear Window. The guy ogling my apartment was a real piece of work. He’d walk up a block, come back, and then lean against the wall gazing up my way like a dog in heat. I watched him for close to an hour and if it weren’t for the situation I would have spent most of my time laughing. It was obvious he didn’t know the first thing about a stake out and I wondered how he’d tailed me from the park without me spotting him. I gave myself a mental head slap for letting it happen. Years ago, a mistake like this could have cost me my life and I wondered who this guy was. I had just made up my mind to grab my gun and get some answers when he pushed off the wall and disappeared around the corner.

I gotta admit being stalked was unsettling, but it wasn’t the type of thing you called the cops for in my neighborhood. They had better things to do, like digging up parks looking for the bodies of dead informers. Plus, maybe my past experiences made me paranoid and I’d never see the guy again.

The next morning he was back. Same spot. Same cheap suit.

I’d just finished my bowl of Fruit Loops and Dean Martin was singing “That’s Amore” on the record player when I noticed him. Enough was enough. I grabbed my snub-nosed automatic from under the mattress, tucked it inside my chinos, slipped on my windbreaker and zipped it up to hide the weapon. Then I went out the back door, circled the block and approached my stalker from his blind side. He never saw me coming.

His mouth formed a perfect oval as I quick-stepped into his line of vision. Up close he looked like Opie from The Andy Griffith Show. I came real close to whistling the show’s theme song, but figured the kid wouldn’t understand the connection. Instead I unzipped my coat just enough for him to catch a glimpse of the gun and said, “Hangin’ around in this neighborhood could get a young fella like you in a lot of trouble. Or are you just looking to borrow my Boston Globe again?”

He took a step back like he was dealing with a crazy man, an expression I’d seen many times before.

“You want to explain why you’re tailin’ me?” I asked. “Or would you rather I shoot you without an explanation?”

He cleared his throat and I noted the peach fuzz of a mustache under his nose.

I moved a few inches closer to him so I’d be right in his face and pointed to his upper lip. “I take it you never examined that mustache in the mirror because if you had you’d never go out in public with it. It looks like one of those paste on jobs you buy at a joke store.”

He seemed momentarily confused. I could almost see those cartoon bubble clouds form over his head as he thought about what to say. “You are Carman Leduc?” he asked. His voice was high and squeaky like someone had hold of his nuts. Either that or he was doing an imitation of Minnie Mouse.

I didn’t answer, but a man crossing the street waved and said, “How ya doin’, Carman?” So much for keeping secrets.

The kid bounced from foot to foot for a few seconds like he was doing the Bunny Hop and then hitched his thumb toward a coffee shop up the street. “Can we go get some breakfast and talk?”

I decided not to tell him I’d already had Fruit Loops. It might spoil the image I was trying to create. “Right here’s fine.”

He gave me a toothy half smile and extended his hand. “Damien Wellfleet.”

I left it hanging. “Damien? Like the kid in those Omen movies?” I narrowed my eyes. “This isn’t a social call, is it? I’m not noted for patience so get to the point.”

He dropped his hand and stood straighter which made him all of five-eight. I figured if he took a swing at me he’d probably hit me in the kneecap.

“Okay,” he said. “You were the best in the business. I need a job done.”

My face broke into a wide grin. It’d been a long time since anyone said that to me. “Why didn’t you say so yesterday in the park? We could have avoided this unpleasantness.”

Wellfleet shrugged. “I’d only seen a picture of you. I needed to get close enough to make sure you were the right guy.”

“Look, son. I’m old enough to be your grandfather. My wild oats turned into prunes and All Bran years ago. If you’re really looking to hire someone you’d best go for a younger man. Besides, I’m retired.”

“But, you’re the one Francisco Craft wants.”

“My old partner? Hell, I figured he’d be dead by now.”

“Almost. He’s dying of cancer, Mr. Leduc, and in a great deal of pain. I work for him. He sent me to get you because he felt you’d do a humane job.”

“You mean finish him off?”

“It’s what he wants.”

“Forget it, kid. Sure twenty years ago Francisco and I were close and I’m sorry about his sickness, but I haven’t seen him in a long time and don’t intend to. If he wants someone to kill him, there are plenty of other people he can get. I’m sure he still has connections. Tell him I’m not interested.”

“Mr. Craft is gonna be unhappy if I can’t convince you.”

I shrugged. “ It’s official. Life is unfair. Now run along, Sonny.” I started to walk away.

“He’s prepared to offer five G’s”

I turned back. “Really? Now why would he do that when all he has to do is take a couple of pills or walk through Boston Common at two in the morning?”

“Mr. Craft said you might be reluctant and I should tell you about the manuscript.”

“Manuscript?”

His head bobbed up and down like one of those dogs people put in their rear car window. “Yeah. During his final days he’s working on a book. He wants me to see it’s published after his death. Quite a bit of it concerns things you two did together. When it comes out it’s going to create a lot of interest. The cops would probably want to talk to you and some of the information could land you in jail. On top of that a few of the friends of people you killed might decide to come after you. Mr. Craft doesn’t want to make things rough for you and said if you agreed to do this one last job he’ll make sure every mention of your name is taken out.”

I studied a piece of wax paper blowing across the street. Some of the hits Craft and I did filtered into my mind. A few important people disappeared because of us. I refocused on Wellfleet. “Seems like my old friend is leaving me little choice.”

I went back to my apartment and worked out the details of what needed to be done. It had been over twenty years since I’d been on a hit and this sure wasn’t going to be routine. But, I was a veteran and with the wide variety of jobs I’d been involved in nothing rattled me. I’d started running numbers in the neighborhood when I was ten and by the time I graduated high school, I was an enforcer for a group that controlled most of the drugs and prostitution in East Boston. The difference between me and most of the goons I worked with was I had a brain.

At twenty-six I branched out on my own earning a reputation for being innovative in the way I dealt with problems. At thirty I met Francisco Craft who had developed quite a name for himself as well. We hit it off right away (no pun intended) and decided to team up. For fifteen years we were the best. We did jobs all across the United States and Europe. We took pride in not serving jail time and never botching a job, but when my reflexes started to slow I knew it was time to quit. Oh sure, sometimes I missed the excitement, but I’d accumulated enough money over the years to live comfortably. Maybe too comfortably. I didn’t want to give the lifestyle up. Besides, I’d just become a grandfather for the third time and my daughter, Betty, was about to move back to Boston to be closer to her old man. I had a lot of things I needed to make up with her for and my time was running short.

I did my usual before hit rituals and when I headed out for the address Damien Wellfleet had given me, I’d taken the necessary precautions. Thing was, I knew that no matter how carefully you plan, shit happens.

The house was a split-level ranch on a couple of acres of land in an affluent community just outside of Boston. Maple and pine trees surrounded the yard with an abundance of space between neighbors. I arrived after dark, scouted the area and worked things out in my mind like I always did. The adrenaline rush I’d gotten years ago just before doing a job was back. I’d forgotten how much I missed it.

I pulled off the street into some brush about a half-mile up the road and zigzagged through the woods around to the back of the house. My gloved hand gripped a flashlight and its beam bobbed, weaved and reflected off the trees as I walked. The five G’s were stuffed in a watering can in the flowerbed and the back door of the house was unlocked just as I’d requested. It would have been easy to take the money and split without seeing what this job was all about, but I couldn’t leave until I knew the truth. Within seconds I was inside.

The living room smelled of Lysol and was furnished with Persian rugs, antique tables, velvet chairs and a claw legged couch. Whoever lived here had spent a bundle. I glanced out the back window. No one had followed me.

Wellfleet had said Francisco Craft would be in a second floor bedroom and with the medication he’d taken would be groggy, probably comatose. I flashed my light at a set of stairs leading up and was about to ascend when the overhead lights flipped on and Damien Wellfleet stepped out of a side room pointing a .45 at me. Since I’d had tougher guys pull a weapon on me and always managed to talk my way out of it, this didn’t particularly worry me. Of course there was always the chance the gun could go off accidentally and one of us could get hurt.

“Throw your piece on the floor,” he said.

“No gun.” I held up the paper bag I was carrying. “Just a bottle of scotch.”

“You planning on making Craft drink himself to death?”

“Francisco Craft doesn’t live here.”

His eyebrows shot up a notch. “So why’d you come?”

“Curious. I wanted to find out who you were and what you’re up to.”

“Well your curiosity is about to get you killed.”

“Mind telling me why?”

“Not at all. I want you to know what’s going to cost you your life. You remember Priscilla Hedron?”

“Sure. I knew her. Rich society woman. Her husband hired someone to kill her when he found out she was screwing around. He figured paying for a hit was cheaper than a messy divorce. But that was over twenty years ago. What’s that got to do with why I’m here?”

“Priscilla was my mother and you were the person my father hired. I’m going to make you pay for what you did.”

I held up my hands, palms out. “Hold on a second. What makes you think I was the one who killed your mother?”

“A few guys were willing to finger you. I tracked you down using my computer. I lost my job recently and I’ve had a lot of time on my hands. It gets a man to thinking, and lately I haven’t been able to get my mother’s murderer off my mind.”

“Maybe you should consider therapy. I could recommend a good shrink.”

“Shooting you is going to do more good for me than any therapist. It’s time to settle things. I should have done it years ago.”

“What? When you were ten?” My gaze took in the room looking for a way to distract him so I could grab the gun. “I guess there’s no use denying I killed your mother. You’re a bright kid, but before you do something stupid let me propose a deal. You’re good at this stalking stuff. You staked me out, got me to fall for a story, and lured me into a trap with no witnesses. Not many guys could do that. You’re a little rough around the edges, but I couldn’t have done better myself. Planning for this job made me realize how much I miss the business. I’m thinking about going back and you’d make a good partner. I could teach you all I know. I don’t even own a computer so I bet there are lots of angles we could cover that I never imagined. We could learn from each other. What do you think? There’s big money involved here.”

He cocked the hammer of the gun and his eyes remained locked on mine. Strike one, I thought. Time to move on to white lie number two. This one never failed.

“You’re Cilla’s son, huh? Guess that makes me your real father. Like I said I knew your mom. You wouldn’t kill your old man, would you?”

He studied me for an instant, but the gun never wavered. Maybe I had miscalculated.

That’s when the back door snapped open and Francisco Craft shot Damien Wellfleet in the middle of his forehead.

The body slumped to the floor and puddles of blood formed on the Persian Rug.

“A shame about the rug,” Francisco said. “Any idea what would take out the blood stains? An expensive Persian like that would look good on my apartment floor.”

I glared at him. “It took you long enough. This kid could have killed me.”

Craft pushed his fingers through his shock of gray hair. “You should have waited. You never did have any patience. My sense of direction isn’t what it used to be.”

I shook my head. “Jesus, you were only five minutes behind me when we left your place. You drive like a little old man.”

“I am a little old man.” Craft shoved the gun back into his underarm holster. “I arrived right after you did, but got lost wandering around in the woods. Almost went into the wrong house. Besides, I left my glasses at home. You’re just lucky I didn’t accidentally shoot you. You use that phony ‘I’m your father’ story again?”

“It didn’t work like it used to. What is wrong with kids these days?” I glanced at Damien Wellfleet’s body. “Big mistake him thinking I didn’t know how to get in touch with you.”

I twisted the top off the scotch bottle and took a swig. Then I handed it to Francisco. We’d always celebrated our jobs by splitting a bottle.

He took a swallow then wiped his mouth with his sleeve. “We’ve done a lot of jobs together, haven’t we? It seemed like old times.”

“Yeah, except we’re older and a little slower. Now, instead of hanging out in bars I spend most of my time in the bathroom.”

Francisco took another sip and a pensive look crossed his face. “Do you ever think God might punish us for all the lives we took?”

I shook my head. “I don’t think God’s paying attention most of the time. If he was he’d never allow them to put those Reality shows on television.”

“Did feel good to be on the job again, didn’t it? I don’t know why, but something tells me we’re going to team up together again real soon.”

“Francisco, sometimes you’re a real bright guy and your instincts were always top notch, but that’s just plain crap.”

Craft tapped his chest. “Don’t underestimate my intuition. I’ve been known to be right more often than not. How about we do lunch tomorrow at Durkin Park and talk about it? You picked up the five thousand so you get the check this time.”

“Like I don’t always? Betty and the grandkids are moving here next week. I’ll probably spend a lot of time babysitting. Maybe you can come over and help.” I noted the outline of Francisco’s gun through his sport jacket. “On second thought, maybe not.”

We finished the bottle, took a leak and were feeling pretty good about ourselves as we left. Shutting the back door we walked down the stairs slowly, carefully, two old guys taking care of each other and excited about the future.

I took the five G’s out of my chinos and was about to give Francisco his half when two cops with drawn guns stepped around the side of the house.

“Hold it right there,” one said. “Neighbors saw an old guy stumbling around in the woods and later heard what sounded like a shot. That’s a lot of money you’re carrying around. Why don’t we go back inside and see what you two were up to?”

I shook my head. Francisco’s intuition had been right after all. We were going to do something together. Unfortunately it would be jail time.

 

 

I’M NOT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE

     I'm not like everybody else.
     I don't eat their food, drive their cars, watch their television shows or follow their stupid rituals. Hell, I don't even think like everybody else.
    So it stands to reason that when I fell in love it wouldn’t be like everybody else.
     I love Linda, and even though we’ve never met, we will spend the rest of our lives together. That’s one thing I’m certain off.
     First, some background. My name is Franklin Pierce Quinlan. I live in the basement of my mother's five-room house in Kramer's Notch, Maine. Only child. High school dropout. I.Q. - one hundred seventy-four. Friends-none. At one time there were only two things I cared about; music--White Zombie, Van Halen, Black Sabbath-- and my computer. Now, there are three.
     I love Linda.
     I haven't left the house since my mother died of the cancer six weeks ago.
     But that hasn’t stopped me from playing practical jokes on her.
     I first heard Linda’s voice the day I called the town hall to ask the street department to cut down the trees in front of my mother’s house. Linda worked the switchboard.
     Her voice was a sweet, raspy sound. The sort nicotine-addicted blues singers had. Every word properly enunciated and provocative. It sent a jolt through my body. In my twenty years of life I'd never heard such a sensuous tone.
     It's funny how love begins
     Now, I call three or four times a day just to hear her voice and have her tell me I have the wrong number or to ask her a question I know she couldn’t possibly answer.
     Thing is, I’m jealous of the other people who call and talk to her.
     It's time to do something about it.

     The town hall was built in the early 1800’s. I walked up the wooden steps, between twin white columns and pushed open the door. The switchboard was up a short hallway on the right. The woman in front of it had her back to me. Her short, black hair glistened in the overhead lights.
     My heartbeat quickened, as I turned left.
     I walked down a corridor and paced the hallway. A few people walked by me and stared. Maybe this was wrong. Maybe I wasn't ready. Maybe she’d turn out to be like everybody else.
     A man came out of the assessor's office and walked into the men's room. I followed and moved into the urinal next to him.
     "I'm in love," I said.
     He stared straight ahead. "If my hands were free I'd punch you in the face."
     "It's a woman," I said. "I've never met her."
     "Keep it that way. Hell, I've been married for fifteen years. I figure, during that time, the wife and I have had eight good hours. Worst mistake a young fella like you could make is to get involved with someone you hardly know.”
     I nodded. "I understand. My theory is that the world's become it's own mad scientist lab and we're creating our own monsters."
     The man flushed the toilet and walked to the sink. He couldn’t seem to get away from me fast enough.
     "I need to know if she's like everybody else," I said. "Do you know Linda?"
     The man shook the water from his hands and his eyes widened. He hitched his thumb toward the switchboard. "Our Linda?"
     I nodded.
     "Jesus," he said taking a paper towel. "Yeah. I know her. She's a little hard to describe. She's . . ."
     "Not like everybody else?" I said.
     He laughed. "That's Linda, all right. You sure you never met her?"
     I smiled and whistled a Led Zeppelin song as I left the men’s room.
     She turned when I approached the switchboard. "I'm Linda. How can I help you?"
     She stared at me through thick-lensed glasses. She had a round face, plump body and a nose that was long and straight. Some might have described her as ugly.
     I instantly fell deeper in love.
     "I love you," I said.
     Her teeth clenched, her mouth twisted into a grimace and her eyebrows came together in a V. Then she smiled. It transformed her. Made her look beautiful. "You're him, aren't you? The one who calls all the time."
     I smiled. "My voice is distinctive," I said. "It’s not like everybody else’s, is it?”
     "You calling is actually kind of funny," she said. "Breaks the monotony of my day, you asking all of those ridiculous questions."
     "I want you to live with me in the basement of my mother's house."
     She tilted her head and looked at me like she was dealing with a slow child. "I'm old enough to be your mother."
     "My mother's dead."
     Then I noticed the wedding ring on her hand. "You're married?"
     "You are really a trip,” she said. “I’ve been telling Greg, that's my husband, about your calls. He's going to love it when he hears you actually showed up."
     I left the town hall without saying another word. As I walked down the steps I knew that I'd have to get rid of Greg.
     That night I stole a bicycle and followed Linda home. She drove her blue Toyota so slowly it was actually quite easy. It excited me to be so close.
     Her house was a small brick-ranch separated from her neighbors by a cluster of trees. I hid behind a maple in the vacant lot across the street. I pictured Linda and Greg eating dinner, talking about me, watching television and doing all of those predictable, boring things that married couples do.
     I was about to change all that.
     The sun was setting when a light went on in a tiny basement window. It stayed on for a couple of minutes then went out. I walked across the street and crept to the back of the house.
     I pulled a flashlight out of my coat as I jumped down the three brick steps that led to a wooden basement door. It was unlocked. Very few people locked their doors in Kramer’s Notch.
     I pushed it open and went inside. My light flashed on a cast-iron furnace, then a workbench. A foul, acid smell – strangely familiar – permeated the room.
     Footsteps thudded overhead.
     I moved closer to the stairs and flashed my light toward the upstairs door. I climbed up one step. It's creaking annoyed me. I turned and swept the light across the cellar.
     That's when I saw the coffin and heard the upstairs door open.
     I flashed my light up into her face.
     She shielded her eyes with her hand and then pointed toward the coffin. "Greg’s really going to enjoy meeting you."
     I began to laugh - not a chuckle but a deep belly laugh. I couldn't control it. When it passed I said, "Are you saying that your husband is inside that coffin?"
     She came down the stairs and put her hand on my shoulder. “We’d been married for eighteen years. When Greg died last month I couldn’t bear to be separated from him. I don’t expect you to understand.”
    “Oh, but I do,” I said. “Maybe when we’re through talking to Greg you can come to my house. I’d like you to meet my mother.”

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AN UNFORGIVABLE MISTAKE

     Let me state up front that I'm not an ethical guy. My gambling buddies consider me a risk taker who plays too many longshots and always looks out for number one. I consider that a compliment. I don't start out to be deceitful. It's just that when one of life's banana peels slips me up, I'm not against taking a few short cuts to set things straight.
     But I'm not a murderer.
     So on that drizzly, July Sunday morning when I found my boss's body slumped over his desk at work, I immediately started playing the odds.
     The side of Justin Crane's face looked like a rare strip steak. Blood matted his hair and a gooey, red blob had spattered on the brown rug. His right hand rested on the walnut desk and his stubby fingers gripped the Smith and Wesson stainless steel .38 Special that he kept in the office safe. There was no need to feel for a pulse.
     I bent over and touched the red splatter. Dry. Justin had been dead for hours.
     The computer in front of him flashed a message which probably was meant to be his last. "What I've done to my family is unforgivable. I'm sorry, Glenda. Take care of Ronnie. I love you both."
     That was it. Four sentences to sum up a man's life. Thing was, my gut told me it wasn't a suicide. Sure someone had set it up to look like Justin had taken his own life but I'd had many run ins with cops and knew how they thought. I'd bet a week's salary the Boston homicide detectives would be all over this place and before they were though they'd find what they thought was the truth. I wasn't about to play those odds
     It was unusual for Justin to be at the office on a Sunday morning. He was a six-day week kind of guy. I knew why I was here. I needed privacy to siphon more money out of the company accounts. My rationalization for stealing was that Justin deserved it. No one should take a con man like me off the streets and try to turn him into an honest guy. I was one of his societal experiments that didn't work. But, I admired him for trying. Hell, I liked to bet longshots, too, and sometimes they came in.
     I stared out the window at the surrounding warehouses. My white, Mustang convertible was the only car in the lot. I knew when the cops started looking into Justin's death they'd search everywhere for a motive, especially the business. Who better to pin the rap on than an embezzling twenty-five year old employee who grew up on the streets and had a record of petty larceny?
     The only way to save myself seemed to be to find Justin's killer and turn the person over to the cops. The case would be closed and the police wouldn't snoop around. I was cocky enough to think I could pull it off, but I needed time and I'd have a better chance of trapping the killer if they thought Justin's body hadn't been discovered yet.
     I locked the front door, walked out into the parking lot and stared back at the "Crane's Rental Furniture" sign. I blinked and was surprised to find a tear rolling down my cheek. I took one final look at the building and saw it for the first time without Justin being alive. Nothing looked different, but it was. Oh, it was.
      I drove over to the Charles River, smoked a few cigarettes and watched the gray water swirl in the mist and wind. In the morning, Laurie, Justin's secretary, would arrive at the office at eight. I'd let her call the cops. I had until than to catch the killer.
     I crushed out a cigarette in the ashtray and thought about who'd want Justin dead. He'd been like a father to me. My own dad died when I was twelve and my mother started drinking shortly after and took little interest in my upbringing. I skipped school and roamed the streets of Boston making money however I could. Shell games, Three-Card Monte, shortchanging store clerks. Nothing was beneath my talents. Justin was an old friend of my dad's and his taking me into the business four years ago was the type of good dead he was noted for. I worked first as a salesman and when he realized how good I was with money he put me in charge of the books. He trusted me and I didn't want to let him down. But, when I got interested in the horses and ran into a bad streak I started skimming from his business accounts. Just a little at first, but the sum had grown to seven thousand dollars. I intended to pay him back as soon as my luck changed. I'm a gambler, not a crook.
     The one thing I felt sure of was that Justin would never commit suicide. No one respected life like he did. He'd given money to numerous charities and was constantly doing volunteer work at homeless shelters to make a difference in people's lives. He adored his seventeen-year-old son, live theater, movies and fine restaurants. He was a perfectionist and expected near-perfection from his employees and friends. But, he was a fair man and I'd heard him recite one of his life rules many times. "It's a tough world out there," he had said. "Anyone can make a mistake and they deserve one break. If they screw up a second time, hang 'em." He'd given me my break by taking me off the streets. If he caught me stealing from the business I knew he'd call the cops. That's why I'd been careful with the books. But, a thorough examination by the police might turn up the discrepancies, and even though I like to play long shots, this was one chance I didn't want to take.
     I lit another cigarette. I knew he hadn't killed himself the instant I read the note. Justin was meticulous in everything he did. He cared about his image and the legacy he left for his son and wife. The note didn't fit his lifestyle. At least that's what my gut told me and, if nothing else, I was a prisoner of my hunches.
     I started the Mustang and slipped it into gear. The dashboard clock indicated it was just after one. I had less than nineteen hours to find a killer.
      Justin Crane's home was in a wealthy Boston neighborhood and was the mirror image of his life, a lavish and ostentatious fifteen room colonial. Justin was fifty-four, but when he talked about his house and son he acted like a guy who'd just hit the trifecta at Belmont.
     He'd been married for twenty-three years, many of them troubled. From things he'd said at work I knew he and Glenda had only stayed together for Ronnie's sake. The family's money came from her late father and allowed Justin, a poor kid from South Boston, to live in this luxurious style. Recently, the strain had begun to show and I wondered if their problems could be a motive for murder. Justin had been spending more time in the past few months with Linda Carlisle, a woman he'd had a long running affair with. She was on my short list of suspects, too.
     I walked between twin columns onto the porch and rang the bell. Glenda opened the door.
     "Phil," she said. "This is a surprise. If you're looking for Justin, he's at the office."
     Glenda was fiftyish, but in her struggle to look younger she died her hair red and wore her black jeans and flowery blouse a little too tight. In her hand was a gobletof clear liquid. It could have been water, but from her glassy eyes I figured it for Vodka.
     "Actually, I came to talk to you. Do you have a few minutes?"
     She motioned me into the living room and although I'd visited the house a few times I was still overwhelmed by the vibrant oriental rugs, polished hardwood floors and expensive furniture. It wasn't the kind of place I would live in, but I couldn't imagine Justin Crane giving it up.
     "I'm not sure how to say this." I gave her my best poker face. "Justin's been acting a little despondent lately. Do you have any idea what's bothering him?"
     She shook her head. "Not really. 'Course I don't see him much anymore what with the business and his little honey on the side. You probably see him more than I do."
     The front door opened and Ronnie walked in. His brown hair was wind-blown and his tall, lanky frame was muscular from basketball. He always reminded me of a young James Dean.
     "Hey, Phil," he said.
    I gave a quick wave and felt a sense of guilt at deceiving the two people in front of me. But, what could I do?
     "Where've you been, honey?" Glenda said. "You left awful early this morning."
     "Took a run out to the beach. It's always nicer without a lot of people around."
     Ronnie went into the kitchen like he couldn't get away from us fast enough and I heard the refrigerator door open. I'd known him since he was a young kid and he'd developed the same temper as his mother.
     "So, what's this all about, Phil?" Glenda said.
     "Any idea why Justin went to the office today?"
     If she thought my question strange her expression didn't show it.
     "One of his clients had paid him in cash and he felt uncomfortable leaving the money in the office safe until the bank opened. He was going to bring it home. Or was that just a story?"
     "No. It's true." In my shock at finding Justin's body I had forgotten a few thousand dollars had been left in the safe. I wondered if his killer had cleaned it out.
     "Phil. What's wrong?"
     I smiled. "Oh, you know me, Glenda. I'm just a jumpy young kid who's too sensitive. It could be I'm reading Justin's moods wrong."
     Glenda's face reddened and anger filled her eyes. "Sunday is the one day he agreed the family should be together. I swear, if I find out that he's with her, I'll kill the both of them."
      Linda Carlisle was a lawyer in a big Boston firm and the two family she owned in the South End was a symbol of her success. According to Justin she lived for her work and didn't have time for a serious relationship. Justin had no intention of leaving Glenda and whatever they had together seemed to work.
     Women passed through my life like the stretch run of the feature race at Rockingham. At the moment I like to consider myself unharnessed, but if I ever developed an interest in older women, Linda Carlisle would be the one. She was intelligent, fiercely independent and didn't take crap from anyone. Come to think of it we could be soul mates.
     On the sixth ring of her bell the door to the downstairs apartment opened and an elderly man stepped out.
     "Can I help you?"
     "I'm looking for Linda. I'm Phil Sampson, a friend of Justin Crane and I have something I need to talk to her about. It's important."
     "'Fraid you're out of luck. Linda went to Chicago on business last Thursday. Isn't due home until this evening. When I heard the noise out here I thought she might be back early."
     As I walked back to my car I wasn't ready to eliminate Linda Carlisle from my list of suspects. Her plane could have arrived this morning and Justin might have picked her up at the airport. Something else I needed to check on.
      The next two days went by in a haze. The wake, funeral, and the realization that Justin wouldn't be around to swap stories, took up all of my time.
    His funeral was packed and seeing so many of his friends attend affected me. There were two things they talked about: How hard it was to believe he killed himself and the number of people he'd touched during his life. They agreed that few men tried to benefit humanity the way he did. I had loved the man, but on the day they buried him I loved him more. Something inside of me changed that day, but I couldn't put my finger on it. I wished I could be half the man Justin was. Problem was, I had no idea how to go about it.
     It was at the house, after the funeral, that I learned I was about to roll snake eyes. Glenda thanked me for being such a loyal employee and good friend to Justin. Hell, if I weren't such a tough kid I'd have bawled. "I need time," she said, "to figure out what to do with the business. Will you ask the staff to keep things going while I make up my mind?"
     "Absolutely."
     "The police have asked to do a thorough investigation of Justin's affairs at work. Of course I granted permission."
     I couldn't read the expression in her eyes when she said, "I guess they have questions."
     The next day the two detectives arrived.
     They were a real Mutt and Jeff act; one tall and lanky, the other short and husky. They talked to a couple of salespeople and then Laurie, Justin's secretary. I couldn't take my eyes off them. The tall one did most of the talking. He never smiled. His expression was what my friends called cop-face, a look that said, "Go ahead. I dare you to lie to me."
     When they finally got to me the tall one said, "You mentioned to Mrs. Crane that her husband appeared despondent. Could you elaborate?"
     I shrugged. Sweat poured down my chest. "It just seemed like something was bothering him."
     "Do you usually talk to Mrs. Crane about these things?"
     "No. But, I was concerned. What's this all about?" I could feel my voice shaking. "Justin committed suicide, didn't he?"
     The detective ignored my question. "Where were you on Sunday morning, Mr. Sampson?"
     "I slept late, read the Sunday Globe, and then visited Mrs. Crane. But you already know that part."
     "That it?"
     I nodded hopping no one had seen me near the office.
    "Fella that lives in Linda Carlisle's apartment building said you came over looking for her. Why was that?"
     "Same reason I talked to Mrs. Crane. I was concerned about Justin."
     "Were you and Mrs. Crane having an affair?"
     "Absolutely not."
     "You know the combination to the safe and that Mr. Crane kept his gun there, didn't you?"
     "Yes." I held up my hand. "You're not accusing me of anything, are you?"
     "Right now we're gathering information. Mrs. Crane has given us permission to look at certain business transactions. One of my men will be around this afternoon. I imagine he'll want to talk to you."
     When the cops left I went out back and smoked a cigarette. My hands shook and my heart double-thumped. There had to be a way to stop the police from looking at the books, but I was running out of time.
     Then a theory popped into my brain. The thought coalesced in my mind as if it had always been there, waiting for this precise instant to surface. Ellsworth had been Justin's secretary for two years. She was in her mid-thirties and a single mother with two young girls. Justin had taken her off the streets, same as he did with me. She was another one of his "good deeds."
     She looked up from her computer when I entered her office. "When do you think Mrs. Crane will make up her mind about the business? I can't afford to lose this job."
     "Hard to say. Some of our clients are upset that we didn't personally notify them about Justin's death. Could you take a letter for me?"
     I stood behind her as she typed.
     "Send it to the Wilkins Company. Dear Dave. Our not notifying you about Justin's death was unforgivable. Please accept our apology. That should do it."
     I left her office and went into the men's room for a few minutes. When I came back I said, "I know why you killed Justin."
     Her face whitened. "What in the world are you talking about?"
     I pointed a finger at her. "You know the combination of the safe. You came in Sunday to steal the cash and make it look like a robbery. Justin showed up and you shot him and tried to make it look like suicide."
     "You've been watching too many television shows."
     "Look, Laurie. It's hard raising two young girls on the salary you make here. How old are they now?"
     My question seemed to catch her off guard. "Jenny's six and Samantha's going to be eleven next week."
     I nodded. "You and I are both from the streets. I know what it's like. Justin was like a father to me. I need to know the truth. What we talk about goes no further. I promise on Justin's grave."
     Her body stiffened. "There's nothing to talk about."
     "Yes, there is Laurie. I saw you enter the office just before Justin arrived. Then I heard a shot. I didn't tell the cops because we're like family. Believe me, the last thing I'd do is get you into any trouble. But, I need to know you trust me."
     She put her head in her hands. "Oh, God. Tell me this isn't happening."
     "You'll feel better if you get it out, Laurie. I'll understand. After all, we're two of a kind." I grinned like I'd just pulled a royal flush. "I'd never do anything to hurt you or the girls. You're like a sister to me."
     She took a long breath, lowered her voice, then looked left and right. "I was only going to take the money so I could buy some clothes for my girls. God knows, they've suffered enough having a mother like me. Justin walked in and caught me going through the safe. He kept saying that he'd given me my one chance and I'd betrayed him. He was going to have me arrested. What would my girls do without their mother?" Tears streamed down her face. "I took out the gun to scare him. Then I panicked and it went off. It was an accident. I'm so sorry. Believe me, if I could take it back, I would. He was a good man."
     Gotcha, I thought as I walked away.
     I went into the outer office, flipped off the recorder I had strapped to my chest in the men's room and pulled out the tape of Laurie's confession. In the letter I'd dictated she'd misspelled the word unforgivable just as it had been misspelled in Justin's suicide note. An exacting man like him wouldn't have allowed a spelling mistake in his final message to the world.
     I left the building and walked down the back steps. The police station was a five-minute drive. The tape would convict Laurie. Case closed. No investigation. Game. Set. Match.
     Laurie's face flashed into my mind. What would her two kids do without their mother? I lit a cigarette and took a few puffs. Then I tossed the tape into the trashcan. I guess I could bet one more longshot.

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A POUND OF FLESH

     The day I met Wendy Hopkins for a drink changed my life forever.
     The bar at the Ritz Carlton oozed peaceful elegance. I'd lived in Boston all my life, but had never ventured inside. People bustled by on the street trying to find relief from the July humidity and traffic inched past the Public Gardens. But, in the old world atmosphere of the Ritz bar, the tinkling of ice and the low murmur of conversation were the only sounds.
     I turned away from the window and looked across the table at Wendy. It had been twelve years since I'd last seen her and when she'd recognized me on Newbury Street I couldn't believe the change. My shock was tantamount to finding aluminum siding on the White House.
     She ran her finger along the rim of a crystal glass. "It was hell, Jim. A part of my life I don't want to talk about. Will you respect me enough to let it drop?"
     I shoveled a handful of pretzels into my mouth and washed it down with beer. A tuxedoed waiter scurried by carrying a tray of glasses. My mind flashed back to high school. We'd both been grotesquely overweight and had to cope with the jeers and ridicule of classmates. Wendy was the bright one who was decent to people, animals and plants. She trusted everyone and couldn't understand their cruelty. The only way we'd gotten through those years was by hanging on to one another. We were like a single soul dwelling in two bodies. Granted, they were huge bodies.
     After graduation Wendy had studied law at Berkeley, gotten a job with a big New York firm, married a guy she met in college and lost a great deal of weight. I went to B.U. and became an accountant. Four years ago I married Cindy and have gained forty-six pounds since the wedding. My 5' 8" frame now carried two hundred and sixty pounds. I'd tried every diet plan, been hypnotized to lose weight and occasionally attended meetings of Overeaters Anonymous. Nothing worked.
     "You've changed in more ways than one," I said feeling annoyed by her reticence to talk about her weight loss. "Remember how we swore we'd help one another. It's not like I'm asking you to commit a crime. What gives?"
     She pushed her fingers through her long red hair. Her eyes were green and her dark pantsuit looked expensive. I had on the same blue shirt and narrow black tie I wore three days a week because it was one of the few things I owned that didn't make me look like a teapot.
     "It's just that I'd rather not relive it," she said quietly.
     I touched her hand for an instant. "Okay." I smiled pretending that I understood. "But, you do look amazing. What'd you lose, eighty pounds?"
     "Ninety-two, actually." She shrugged. "It was just a question of the right motivation."
     "I know. I should be the most motivated guy in the world. When I married Cindy I promised I'd lose weight, but all I've done is pack on more pounds. I figured Cindy and I would be together for life, have kids and buy the proverbial house in the suburbs with the white picket fence." I hesitated. "I had a physical a few days ago. The doctor told me he wasn't sure how much longer my heart could withstand the extra weight. He said I'd be lucky to see forty. But I keep eating. It's a disease. Cindy wants a trial separation to see if it wakes me up." I shook my head. "It may be the only thing that'll save my life."
     "I'm so sorry."
     I took a sip of beer. "Hey, I'll get by. It's just that no one takes me seriously. Even at work I'm the fat guy that's always joking. What is it about me? You did it. Why can't I lose weight?"
     Wendy picked up a pretzel, nibbled the end then put it on her napkin. "I shouldn't have suggested that we come here. It was just nice to see you and I thought we could get caught up on old times."
     The chair groaned as I pushed back. I pictured it toppling over and me sprawling on the rug like an overripe watermelon unable to get up. "Look, I'm sorry. You're right. I'm asking for favors just like I used to in high school. Tell me about your life. Who's the lucky guy you married?"
     She closed her eyes for an instant. "He died a few years ago."
     "Oh, God, Wendy. That's horrible. Here I am babbling on about my problems when you're the one who went through hell."
     She took a long breath. "No, Jim. If anyone can understand what you're going through it should be me. I'm being selfish." She looked away for a few seconds and when she turned back her look softened and I knew she had reached a decision. "Maybe it would work for you. I went to a motivation specialist. Her success rate for overweight people is ninety-eight percent."
     "Jesus. What's her secret?"
     "No secret. It's a matter of conditioning. She's expensive and only takes on clients who will give her a total commitment."
     "Do you think she could help me?"
     "She's good, but, I must say, her methods are a little different."
     "I'm willing to try anything at this point."
     Wendy reached into her purse and pulled out a card. "Samantha Allston, Motivation Therapist," it said. Under that was a phone number.
     "She doesn't advertise," Wendy said. "I heard about her from a friend. Her office is only a couple of hours from here, in Springfield." She touched my hand. "Before you contact her make sure that this is what you really want."
     I tucked the card in my shirt pocket. "It is. I'll call her tonight."
     Wendy stayed silent for a few seconds and I should have realized by the look in her eyes that something was wrong. Then she said, "Well, it's settled. Samantha Allston is going to change your life forever."

     Springfield is an old industrial town in the central part of Massachusetts. As I drove down its bustling main street a sense of excitement was building. I was certain this was going to be the day I turned my life around.
     Samantha Allston's first available appointment had been six weeks from the night I called. A good sign, I thought. People must be lined up for her services.
     I followed the directions she gave and located her office in an old warehouse in a run-down section of the city. A bar and a flower shop were on the first floor and stenciled on a second floor window was Samantha's name. Graffiti laced the front wall and the buildings on each side were boarded up. Across the street was a vacant field and the whole area could have used a cleaning. It wasn't the kind of office I expected a successful therapist would occupy. If it hadn't been for Wendy's recommendation and my determination I would have gone home.
     The stairway leading up smelled of urine. Bottles and old food wrappers were scattered about. Most of the offices on the second floor had closed doors and dirt seemed to be caked on every surface. Up ahead I spotted a brass plate with Samantha Allston's name on it. I knocked on the glass and when no one responded I pushed it open.
     The room had yellow walls and no pictures. A motel-modern desk and two rusted folding chairs were jammed against the window. "Hello," I said.
     No answer.
     Footsteps tapped on the stairway and a few seconds later an elderly woman with gray hair tied in a bun and horn-rimmed glasses entered the office. She was tall and slim and had on a dark blue skirt and flowery blouse. In her hand was a manila folder. "I'm Samantha Allston. You're Jim Harris and right on time. That's a good sign."
     She sat in one of the folding chairs, adjusted her skirt and motioned toward the other one. She perched the folder on her lap and opened it.
     "Wendy Hopkins recommended you," I said. "She told me your success rate is ninety-eight percent. I have to admit that when I saw this building I was a little shaken. Is this where you meet all of your clients?"
     She continued to study the contents of the folder as if I hadn't spoken, then pushed her glasses back on her nose and stared at me. "I am here to solve your problem. Where we meet should be of little concern."
A coldness in her tone threw me, but that was because I was expecting a touchy-feely type of person. Maybe abruptness was what I needed.
     She closed the folder and shut her eyes for a moment. "I think one-fifty will do for you."
     I smiled. "One-fifty would be great, but I should tell you I have a problem resisting food."
     She tapped the folder. "You've worked as an accountant for Rogers and Dinkin for four years. You make thirty-two thousand dollars. Your wife, Cindy, works as an office temp and last year made twelve thousand. You both want children, but Cindy is concerned about your weight and hopes that a trial separation will force you to slim down."
     I could feel my jaw dropping. "How do you know that?"
     "My consortium conducts research on all our clients, Mr. Harris. I charge three hundred dollars for each session and I guarantee results."
     I held up my hand. "You're going a little fast for me. I'd like to know more about your methods before I commit to anything."
     She moved to the desk, opened up a drawer and pulled out a sheet of paper. "I have no methods. You may eat anything you wish." She turned the paper toward me. "Will you sign this, please?"
     "I'm not signing anything until I know more about what you do. What do I get for three hundred dollars?"
     "Motivation, Mr. Harris. If you're not willing to sign then you are wasting my time."
     I pointed to the paper. "Exactly what am I signing?"
     "It's a binding contract stating that you will follow my instructions implicitly and without question. Furthermore, you agree not to disclose my methods. Any deviation will mean termination." She narrowed her eyes. "You're free to leave. But my feeling is that you won't. You need me to help you. No one else will get the results that I will."
     I glanced at the contract and its two paragraphs were exactly what she stated. Still, I was reluctant to sign. Samantha Allston's coldness bothered me and I couldn't understand her need for secrecy. Wendy Hopkins' image flashed into my mind. She'd followed this therapist's instructions and been successful. Samantha Allston could be my last chance.
     I picked up a pen and signed.
     Samantha slid the contract into the folder and deposited it in her desk. "Welcome to the program. You will report to me once a week to be weighed until you attain the goal of one hundred fifty pounds. From that point on you will check in once a year. You must never go over your goal weight. We have no special diet or pills for you to take. There is one simple rule to follow and you must never deviate from it. Each Saturday when you come to weigh in you must have lost at least three pounds."
     "Is this some type of joke?"
     "No joke, Mr. Harris. I assure you of that."
     "Losing three pounds every week is impossible. Sure, the first couple of weeks it may happen, but some weeks I might not lose anything."
     "Do you love your wife?"
     "Of course I do, but that's not motivation enough."
     "Oh, but it is. Your wife at this moment is at a shopping mall with her sister. She will be under twenty four-hour surveillance until you reach one hundred fifty pounds. If there's any week that you don't lose at least three pounds she will be terminated."
     For an instant what she said didn't register. "Terminated? What do you mean terminated?" I smiled to mask my uneasiness. "Are you going to kill her?"
     "Kill is such a messy term. I prefer to use terminated."
     I pointed toward the desk. "That contract I signed. It said that any deviation from your instructions would mean termination. Are you going to kill me, too?"
     "If it comes to that."
     I got up. My heart double-thumped and my finger shook as I jabbed it at her. "You're crazy. I'm going to the police."
     "If you do, your wife will be terminated immediately and you will be framed. We've already removed things from your house that would implicate you. As of right now you are under twenty four-hour surveillance as well. As your therapist I would be forced to divulge our confidential conversations about your obsession to kill Cindy to the police. So you see, until you weigh one-fifty you are under my control. There is no way out."
     "Bullshit." I could feel my voice shaking. "What you're asking is impossible. No one could lose three pounds every week. I don't want any part of this."
     "I'm a business woman, Mr. Harris. I couldn't let you out of the program even if I wanted to. My associates are unknown to me. I act as their contact. Your payment is forwarded to the consortium's PO Box, then I am sent a salary. Weight control is big business and my bosses have figured out a way to make it very lucrative for them. They are nasty people who take your commitment very seriously."
     "I can't believe this. Look, you tell your associates I'll pay anything if they stop this right now."
     Samantha shook her head. "That would be bad for business. We have a reputation to live up to. There are no exceptions. We are very proud of our success ratio. Once you signed the contract you became one of our clients. There's nothing I can do."
     "Suppose I don't show up to be weighed in."
     "We're not animals. We can be flexible, but we do not accept absences without legitimate reasons. My associates will watch you at all times and, be warned, if they feel your excuse is not adequate I can not be held responsible for their actions. I would suggest you report every week."

     My mind was in turmoil as I drove home. A black Lincoln followed, not even trying to keep their surveillance secret. I gripped the steering wheel so tightly my knuckles turned white. Surely, they couldn't be serious about killing Cindy.
     What had I gotten myself into?
     What had I gotten Cindy into?
     There had to be some way out of this madness.
     Cindy wasn't home when I arrived at our apartment. I rushed in and peered out the window. The Lincoln was parked up the street. If I called the cops Cindy would be killed. I needed time to work out a plan.
     I got a trash bag from under the sink, opened the cupboards and tossed things into the sack. Cookies, cakes, jars of peanut butter, potato chips, candy bars. Anything that would tempt me was shoved inside.
     I was working on my second bag when Cindy arrived home.
     "What are you doing, honey," she said.
     I stared at her for a few seconds not sure what to say. We were both being watched. Could it be possible the house was bugged, too? The contract I'd signed swore me to secrecy.
     Cindy was big-boned, but not fat and with her blonde hair tied back in a ponytail she looked about eighteen. We'd been through a lot together and I'd let her down so many times. In that instant I realized how much I loved her. Losing her would be like having my heart torn out.
     "I'm going to do it this time," I said trying to keep my voice under control. "I'm going to lose the weight."
     She put her arms around me and kissed me lightly on the lips. "God, this new therapist must be wonderful. Tell me about her."
     "Not much to tell. Her secret is motivation. I signed a form saying I wouldn't divulge her methods, not even to you. So, you'll just have to watch the results for yourself."
     She stood back and stared into my eyes. "Whatever you need I'm willing to do. Anything. We'll eat fish and chicken. Lots of vegetables. Whatever it takes." Her eyes misted over. "You have made me so happy. Today is the start of a big change in our lives."
     She had no idea how true her words were.

     The surveillance continued everyday. The black Lincoln followed me everywhere. Two women in a gray Chevy followed Cindy, but if she was aware of it, she never mentioned it.
     My work suffered. I couldn't concentrate and made mistakes. By Friday I was a wreck and the people in the office were talking about me. The boss said if I didn't straighten out I'd be fired.
     But, I lost weight.
     The first Saturday I dropped eight pounds. The following week six, and the one after that the required three.
     Each time I begged Samantha Allston to let me out of the program and each time she told me it was impossible.
     The fourth week was when the problem set in.
     By Thursday I had only lost one pound and even if I ate nothing until Saturday I knew I probably wouldn't be down the necessary three. And if some miracle happened and I was, how long would it be before I didn't meet Samantha Allston's goal?
     That afternoon I roamed the streets of Boston, thinking. I couldn't ask Cindy for help because of my fear the house was bugged. Even if we went for a walk they might have a way to overhear our conversation.
     When I got home that night Cindy knew that something was wrong. I whispered in her ear. "Remember when you said that you'd do anything to help me lose weight?"
     She nodded and I handed her a notebook. I had written everything down including the plan that I hoped would save us.
     Cindy sat on the couch, tucked her legs under her and spent the next half hour reading. I have to give her credit for not panicking. When she'd finished I saw determination in her eyes and knew together we'd beat this.
     Then she called her sister and they went to the mall.
     The next morning the gray Chevy followed Cindy's Toyota to the manufacturing plant where she'd been temping for the past month. Thing was, the car was being driven by Cindy's sister, Violet, dressed to look like Cindy.
     Cindy left a few minutes later, climbed over the fence in our back yard and caught a cab to the airport. When the phone rang two hours later I knew that she was safely on the plane. I didn't know where she was headed and I didn't want to know. She'd contact me when it was safe.
     I locked up the house and headed to the police station. The Lincoln followed me and as I entered the building I noted the driver talking on a cell phone. My guess was he called Cindy's surveillance and told them to pick her up. By now Violet had walked out the back door of the plant where she had parked her own car the previous night and was safely home.
     The officer behind the glass partition looked up as I entered. "Can I help you?" she said.
     I banged on the counter. "I'm going to kill my wife. She's always making fun of my weight. Today, it finally got to me. My mind just snapped. She's not safe. You've got to lock me up."

     After a series of psychiatric tests, which I deliberately flunked, the courts decided I was unstable and a menace to society. A judge ordered that I be locked up in Ridgeway Acres, a mental hospital, until doctors decided I was fit to return to a normal life. Being put away was certainly a legitimate excuse to miss my Saturday weigh in.
     To improve my self-image they put me on a fifteen hundred calorie a day diet. If I responded well to therapy I could get out in a little more than a year. By then I should be down to one-fifty. I had beaten Samantha Allston.
     My new therapist's office was large and square. The walls were white and covered with framed certificates. She was seated facing the window when I entered and stayed that way for a few seconds. Then Samantha Allston swiveled to face me.

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THE LAST PICTURE SHOW

Early morning sounds. Seagulls squawking, the slap of water against the pilings, a lone motorboat puttering away from the dock. Curtis Dawes knew the area would be deserted. After all, the crime was three days old. The media had moved on to other things.
     He bent low and snapped a picture of the dark stain that he recognized as old blood. Waste of time, he thought. If he could have crashed the wake and gotten a picture of the actress in her coffin that would have made him some money. But, it's not like the old times. Today, security is everywhere.
His mind flashed back to his younger days. He'd taken his first picture of James Cagney when he was just a cub reporter for the Chicago Herald. Seeing the photo credit had hooked him. Since then he'd made a good living photographing the best of the best whether they wanted him to or not. Never even had time to take a wife. He was constantly on the move, trying to find the next great shot.
     "Morning," a female voice behind him said.
     Curtis turned to see a stylishly dressed woman in her early twenties, a good forty years younger than he. Her shoulder length brown hair shimmered in the sunlight. A cheap Minolta hung around her neck. Her gaze darted to the glistening white outline on the pavement. For an instant he thought she looked familiar.
     "Is that where she was killed?" she said.
     Curtis nodded. Another curiosity seeker. "Apparently she came here to look out over the water and someone followed her. A simple robbery. She struggled." Curtis shrugged. "Shit happens."
     "Pretty isolated place at night."
     Curtis glanced behind the woman. "Pretty desolate during the day, too. Maybe that's why she came here. You know, to be alone."
     She nodded. "Actresses need their private space sometimes." Then she moved past him and looked out over the ocean. Curtis smelled her perfume, noticed the tightness of her blouse and her muscular calves. She breathed in deeply. When she turned back she studied him for an instant.
     "I know you. You're Curtis Dawes, the photographer."
     Curtis stood straighter. He'd always liked to be recognized, but it hadn't happened in years. His best days were behind him.
     "I bought one of your picture books when I was younger. You photographed all the stars."
     He pointed toward her camera. "You a photographer?"
     "No. I dabble a little. Just visiting for a day or two." She hitched her thumb toward the dot of marshlands in the distance. "While I'm here though there are a couple of shots I have to get." She held out her hand. "Samantha Eggers."
     They shook. He thought he saw admiration in her eyes or maybe it was just the morning light.
     "How do you do it?" she said.
Curtis sensed a tingle he hadn't felt in a long time. He loved to talk about his work. "It's all timing, talent and a little luck. You gotta know where the stars are going to be. And you need to be prepared."
     "Yeah. But how do you know the right place? I'm always looking for them and I never see one."
     "Connections. I used to have people calling me all the time. Then it's just a question of tailing."
     You stalk them?"
     "Stalking is a harsh term. Look, these people are celebrities. Some of them get millions for each movie. Then they yell they want their privacy. No such thing as far as I'm concerned. Once they make the decision to become a public commodity they're mine. And anybody else who wants a piece of them."
     "I bet you don't give up no matter what anyone says to you."
     "Damn right. I'm like a hunter, Ms. Eggers. Once I make a decision to pursue my prey, nothing my target might do concerns me. The picture is my Holy Grail."
     "So, who have you done recently?"
A groupie, Curtis thought. Maybe he'd invite her to breakfast. Then who knows what might happen? "Madonna a while back. I took a picture of Travolta when his plane had to make an emergency landing a few months ago."
     "Ever take a picture of a corpse?"
     Kinky. He could go for this woman.
     "A few times." He tried to keep the bragging out of his voice.
     "Didn't you get one of Corrine Carter?"
     "You know about her? Yeah. That was some picture, but it was a long time ago. Must be twenty-five years, now. She was an up and coming starlet who was always in the papers. Married but couldn't keep her hands off other men."
     Samantha remained perfectly still. "Witnesses said a car chased her. She lost control of the wheel and hit a stonewall. You snapped her picture just before she died."
     Curtis smiled. He'd had to do some fancy lying to stay out of trouble, but he'd sold that shot for a lot of money. "You do what you have to do."
     Samantha moved closer. "You got that right. She was my mother."
     The knife seemed to come out of nowhere and sliced across his neck. Once, twice, a third time. The last thing Curtis Dawes saw before he lost consciousness was Samantha Eggers taking his picture.

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